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王小丫《开心辞典》与观众的爆笑连线  作者:misszxm

(人气:5383  发表日期:2008年10月09日 13:04:16)



王小丫:那这个吸尘器要送给我们场外的观众朋友,来,你来选择一位            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 选手:开始                                                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 选手:停!                                                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:山东的1387706的这位朋友,我们现在要连线他送给他礼物               

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:喂,你好                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:喂,你好                                                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你好                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:你好,请问您是在哪里啊?                                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:啊?你哪里啊?                                                  

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:我是北京的,我是…                                                 

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:我山东啊                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:啊?                                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:我山东啊                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:噢,山东啊,你好你好,这位观众贵姓啊?                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:啊                                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:你贵姓啊?                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你贵姓啊?                                                      

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:- -|,噢我姓王,免贵姓王                                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你干什么?有事么?                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:找你有好事啊,现在要送一个礼物给你                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:好事。。我是不是又中大奖了?                                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:我们是开心辞典,我是小丫                                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 (沉默)                                                                  

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:王小丫么                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:王小丫,没错                                                      

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:真的假的,你给我打电话干什么,喂                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:真的                                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:是么                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:真的                                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:我听着不大像呢怎么                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:- -||,这样,让我们的选手给你说一句话好不好,让我们的选手给你说一 

 句话因为她选中了你                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:是么                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 选手:你好                                                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你好                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 选手:你好,这位大叔你好                                                  

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:。。大叔?我才二十多叫我大叔                                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:对不起,这位大叔您今年。。那个贵庚啊                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:。。。 二十五                                                   

                                                                           

                                                                           

 (全场爆笑)                                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:不好意思,您的声音比较成熟啊,因为我们的这位选手她是一个…         

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你是王小丫么                                                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:我真的是                                                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你怎么打我电话呢                                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:你是我们的会员嘛,所以我们有礼物要送给你                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:我对象老爱看你节目                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:谢谢你,你知道要送给你什么礼物吗?我们要送给你一台家用吸尘器      

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:我不用交税吧                                                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 (再爆笑)                                                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:- -|||,好实际啊,这个按照国家规定啊,该上的税还是要上的啊        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:你不是骗钱的吧                                                  

                                                                           

                                                                           

 (爆笑3rd)                                                               

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:。。。 这位25岁的大叔啊,你很年轻是不是遭遇过很多骗子啊,警惕性很高                                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:我听着现场有观众是吧                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:来来,我们现场的观众给他,我们来一起齐声说一个开心辞典好不好,来1 

 ,2,3                                                                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 观众:开~心~辞~典~                                                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:相信了吧                                           

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:组团儿忽悠我                                                    

                                                                           

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

 王小丫:你真的要拿到这个吸尘器呢,你先关心这是上税的问题,我先关心的呢    

 是,这个开心谜语的问题,你能不能说出我们的开心谜语                        

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:是开心辞典的那个什么开心谜语啊                                  

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:哎,开心谜语,上面是开心辞典,下面那一句是什么                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:不那个惊喜无限那个么                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:新的新的                                                          

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:这一期的是不是在我身边那个,开心辞典,在我身边么,是不是啊      

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:没错没错,在你身边就是在我身边                                    

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:那那你真是王小丫啊                                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

 王小丫:真的是,咱们密码都对上了还是假的呀                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 山东某男:谢谢你谢谢你啊                                                  

                                                                                                                                

 王小丫:谢谢我们的二号选手啊,谢谢你,再见
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